5 Seconds Of Summer at The Orange Lounge - April 19, 2014. (x)
story time: once for my birthday i bought myself a really special edition of my favourite cd and it was really nice and expensive … and my parents literally bought me the shittier version of the same cd
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names
I’m tired and I only got up like an hour ago
SOMEONE EXPALIN THIS TO ME
- baby: m-mm ma... m
- magneto: mommy?
- baby: mutant supremacy
- magneto: good
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
This is hands down the best parody twitter ever
if i were a car i’d be a
look i’m sometimes a good person, i think i deserve the age of ultron footage
i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.
be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes