major plot twist
I AM NOT OK! HE QUOTED HLP ASDFGHJKL
good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants
If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive
"smile you are being filmed :)"
when you’re talking about something you love and someone immediately starts saying how terrible it is
when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time
that’s a *scans* *beep* $2 hairdo